Scotty 2 Hotty has a new career! Yay!
Early this morning TMZ posted a story about how Scotty 2 Hotty just passed his realtor exam and is now selling homes in Celebration, Florida. He even has a celebrity client, Mick Foley! This is all great and I should be applauding Scotty (real name Scott Garland) on transitioning to a life after wrestling, as many have had trouble doing so, but I’m more fascinated by TMZ’s weird reporting of his life. Two years ago TMZ posted an “exclusive” story about how Scotty was now a fireman. That’s great but why all the news on Scotty? It’s not like Chris Jericho or Randy Savage were seen at the Home Depot. He seems like a great guy but it’s f***ing Scotty 2 Hotty. Maybe all this has an M Night Shyamalan twist at the end where we find out Scotty 2 Hotty controls the US media.
Click below for TMZ’s story