Remember when Sheamus came back, turned heel and has been red hot ever since? You don’t. Well, he’s going to be the WWE Champion anyway, reports Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer. This is great news for everyone who enjoys lifeless characters that garner little to no crowd response. For the rest of us, well….what’s the typing equivalent of pulling your collar with your index finger and making that noise Homer Simpson makes?
You read that correctly. Sheamus, despite somehow being colder as a heel than he was as a babyface, is probably going to be the champion later in the year. I feel like Sheamus’s new gimmick should be Bizarro Cesaro. The more successful Cesaro becomes and the more fun he is to watch will be inversely reflected in Sheamus. It’ll be this awful Nega-Duck situation and everyone will be sad.
Oh well, when’s the next NXT special?